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God Only Forgives Trailer 3 Music

Okay so Trailer 2 and Trailer 3 for God Only Forgives has released, directed by Refn, Starring Ryan Gosling.
But what everyone wants is the background music for the 2nd and 3rd trailer.

Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgSZN2xtwOU

Enjoy
its kinda like M83, meets Kavinsky's 1986

Angry Kitty, cat on steroids funny cartoon

Check out this short funny cartoon of a kitty who gets in Super Saiyan mode due to steroids lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Z4whJyCZU

I think its hilarious.

Do share.

Oblivion Movie Review

Fuck you Sally.

Oblivion is by no means a good movie. It is okay. It takes elements off The Matrix, 2001 A Space Odysessy, Inception. However it is not even a patch on those films. However what is great about this movie is
1)The AMAZING soundtrack
2) The visuals
3)Tom Cruise's acting. He is annoying in real life but in reel life he rocks!

And the thing about this movie was even after watching it i tended to like it a little more a couple of days later.
hmmm

News Anchor Hilarious First Day On Job F Bomb

LOL
Its his first day
and he drops the F Bomb
AWKARD

Ciara - Body Party - Official Music Video

Here's the official music video for Ciara's new single "Body Party." The song is from her self-titled  new album releasing July 9th.

Study Tips ULTIMATE GUIDE

How i became successful and achieved my epic degrees is because i knew how to get those assignments and exams out of the way successfully. Even when everything piles up you may think its impossible.
BUT FEAR NOT!

Here are some tips to get you passing everything and enjoy a stressfree life:

* Make notes..paper or on laptop..making notes is essential before any exam
You have to summarise each topic by writing your notes then you re read and highlight, i cannot tell you how important this is, this basically is the main thing that will get your mind remembering all the points and have you passing that exam. TRUST ME. This is what helped me a lot.

*Skip the BS
Understand what will be examined. If there are topics that are not examined, dont waste your time. Real life is a different ball game kids.

*Ask AS MANY questions as you can
Before any assignment and exam I open up a word document and think of all the questions that will arise in my head and i type them in point format
like
before an assignment
'Do i need bilbiography'
'do i need reference list'
'This this how to footnote this law'
'Harvard referencing system?'
'Do you want headings?'
See then i save the doc as 'Questions for teacher' so the next time i see the lecturer I AM PREPARED with these questions for them, most of the time they will give you the 'its up to you to find out' but WHAT IVE EXPERIENCED is that THEY DO TELL YOU, they answer almost of all them, and even something like 'am i on the right track by saying this' they hint that you are or that you are not,
THIS IS CRUCIAL
this can point your assignment in the right direction and will lead you to pass

More to come soon!

GET CRACKING KIDS

Peaceful Study Sleep Chakra Healing Meditation Music

Here enjoy this short but effective peaceful song.
It can help you study
It can help you sleep
It can do both lol
It can help you meditate
clean your chakras
it can help your levitate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aglJEooNG7U

more to come!

enjoy

Fernando Torres WAGE BREAKDOWN!

Fernando Torres wage break down,down to the the second, now thats good money!

A break down of Fernando Torres Wages at Chelsea. This includes sponsors & endorsements.

He earns a total of Every Year: £12,588,618

Every Month: £1,049,051..

Every Week: £251,772..

Every day: £35,967..

Even more of a break down for you..

He earns a total of £1,498 every hour..

Every minute: £24.99..

Every Second: £0.42..

Ryan Gosling: 'Only God Forgives' Red Band Trailer!

Check out the trailer for 'Only God Forgives' Red Band Trailer directed by Nicolas Winding Refn (Drive). It looks pretty cool and explores the Thailand under boxing scene and drug network. Synopsis: Here’s the synopsis: Julian (Gosling) lives in exile in Bangkok where he runs a Thai boxing club as a front for the family’s drugs smuggling operation. When Julian’s brother Billy is killed their mother, Jenna (Kristin Scott Thomas), arrives in the city. She wants revenge and forces Julian to find the killer. Julian’s contacts in the criminal underworld lead him directly to The Angel of Vengeance, a retired police officer who knows everything and who is both Judge and Punisher. Jenna demands that Julian kill The Angel of Vengeance, an act that will cost him dearly.

Watch Chelsea vs Rubin Kazan Live Streaming Europa league

Hey do you want to watch Chelsea vs Rubin Kazan? If that is a yes, i suggest you turn your on TV will Fabio Capello win or Rafa?? Will Torres score? post your thoughts okay you can watch it here wiziwig.tv

Genesis Rodriguez part 3

Genesis Rodriguez Part 2 pics

Genesis Rodriguez Pics

Jurassic Park 3D IMAX

I recently found out that Jurassic Park will be showing in 3D and in IMAX. This made me really excited as this is one of my favourite movies ever. Apparently I saw the original when i was a child in the cinema. But my youngest memories of it is constantly renting the VCR from the movie store. I remember even at a young age asking my uncle "do you think it is possible?" (The fly DNA theory), and he replied "this is just someone's dream" lol. I heard recently scientists have said it is not possible. Would have been cool if it was possible. However we all know how the movie ended and we would have more to worry about than North Korea right now. Anyways so it is one of Spielbergs best and I havent even seen the sequels. John Williams score for the film is also one of the best musical pieces ever. Also I hate 3D movies, but this will be an exception! Just to imagine it on the big screen of the IMAX is already bringing chills to me. I truly cannot wait. Is this one of your favourite movies? Are you going to watch it in IMAX? Please let me know via the comments! Talking about Spielberg, I have not seen Lincoln. But one of my favourite Spielberg movies has to be Catch Me if You Can. What made that movie even better was that it was a real story. John Williams also did the score for that. Dicaprio acted really well and Tom Hanks is Tom Hanks. The most important thing was the story and like i said how it was a real story. It was also a fun movie and how could i forget Mr Walken. I have not seen Mr Spielberg's Tin tin, although i did not mind the Tin Tin comics as a kid. I never was into comics as a kid, as a 90s kid (born in the late 80s) its more TV and video games which more took your time. I prefered that Oblisk thing whatever it was called. Anyways Looking forward to the Champions League clashes coming tomorrow. Jose Mourinho ruled out Casias from the squad again haha. This is so crazy. He said sheepishly that he is training and getting better. I had the smugest fact when i saw him say that. I wonder if Jose will come to Chelsea? United perhaps? God knows! So once again let me know if you are looking forward to Jurrassic Park, first let me know whether it is reshowing for you, the 3d IMAX version. Have fun and rejoice your childhood. Enjoy the movies.

PSG draw with Barcelona with late goal & Bayern cruise

I watched both champions league matches at the same time by alternating between the channels. Let me start off with the PSG and Barcelona clash. Barcelona were being Barcelona in that they were taking all the possession. PSG did have the counter attack but nothing really came out of it. Infact Zlatan could rarely do anything with what he had and did not play too well. Messi scored what I would describe as a peach of a goal thanks to a lovely lovely assist pass by a now blonde Danny Alves. Then Zlatan Ibra had finally scored and celebrated with verve. However the replay clearly showed that he was very offside! The referee was not having the best of days neither was the line ref, but not merely as bad as the other match that was taking place at the same time. But i will go into that later. What happened next was that whilst PSG's goalie came out to stop Barcelona's Sanchez from scoring he knocked him down and caused a penalty! Carlos Ancelloti the PSG manager had said Sanchez dived and he dives all the time lol after the match. But anyways Xavi had sweetly taken the penalty making it 2-1 Barcelona's way. Meanwhile after Half time Messi did not come out to play as he did a hamstring injury. PSG lacked any real penetration for me in the later parts and David Beckham had to come off, and then with seconds to go, PSG Scored the equaliser! Now in regards to the Bayern Munich vs Juventus Clash it was Bayern cruising throughout. Juventus looked lacklustre throughout and Pirlo had nothing magical about him this time. Well this is from the parts that I had seen, if i missed somethings please let me know in the comments(which by the way you can now comment anonymously without any IDs!). Bayern Munich is one hell of a strong team. Just look at their striker 'good headache'. I mean Mario Gomez is like third choice striker, if that is the case for any team then that is one hell of a team. I remember before the last fifa world cup my Spanish friend were on the phone and discussing the world cup and he mentioned to me the Spanish Squad and how strong they are. He was like 'I mean theres probably the best striker in the world who starts on the bench, that shows how strong they are!' I did not know too much about Fernando back then nor was i crazy about football, but thats the moment i got into it all(ofcourse i would always watch World cups etc). So yeah Bayern are looking like the team to beat right now and will most likely take the Champs League back to Munich. Tomorrow Real Madrid take on Galatasaray. I think this will be an interesting encounter and am very excited for it. Yeah i know Real Madrid should get this. But you never ever know! I support Real Madrid out of the remaining teams but Do not forget Galatasary (yes i know im spelling that team wrong) has DROGBA, the Champions league CHAMP! and SNEIDER, and Yilmaz is no shy with the ball either! I cannot wait for that one. May the best team win. I gotta feeling it will be the Ronaldo show. Lets see. Once again I hope you liked this post, please share it and comment, enjoy the football!

Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0

Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0 to advance in the FA Cup. It started off as a boring game and was quite lacklasture. It did not live up to the title at all initially. Thankfully things picked up, the gears were in motion.Demba Ba scored a fantastic goal sticking out his leg. He was rightfully the man of the match. The good news gor Chelsea is that both their strikers Fernando Torres & Demba Ba are looking in good touch. Chelsea definetly need them to fire for their incredibly hectic end to the season. Whenever Chelsea & Man U do battle theres always something that goes on apart from outstanding play. Thankfully there was not any controversy this time around. One ofthe highlights was an outstandinggg save by Petr Cech off Chicharito. It was one of the best saves I have ever seen! A couple other notable mentions were the amount of boos Rio recieved. I wish Fernando came on earlier and knocked him down or ran past him lol. Unfortunately though some real bad news for chelsea is that whilst getting duped by a fantastic run and piece of skill by Danny Wellbeck; Ashley Cole had done his hammy.:(. I don't know the extent to his injury i hope he is fine but hamstrings are usually annoying muscles to pull. On a final note on the game I have to mention the pre match handshake between Rafa Benitez and Sir Alex Ferguson. Yes that lol. Yes they didshake hands this time both pre match and post match but what was funnier was the commentator's build up to it lol. Well whats next to look forward to is the two champion league encounters which happen at the same time (how stupid isthat by the way?! Incredibly stupid if you ask me!) Yes I am talking about PSG vs Barcelona & Juventus vs Bayern Munich. I have no idea who will win tomorrow. I hope I am able to catch the games, Bayern match will be televised on my local tv. But to be more honest id prefer to watch PSG vs Barcelona! Namely one reason....Zlatan vs Barcelona!! I think if im up ill mostly be watching that match unless due to match situation the Bayern one gets more interesting. Hey but from my part of the world and the matches being played even earlier and a full day of work ahead I might be in dreamland sleeping away. Only to catch the news and highlights of them. But I might be up I feel I may be. Chelsea play Rubin Kazan in the Europa League on thursday. To say it least it will be a tough encounter for Chelsea. I really hope they pull through. Oh and talking about Chelsea, Ryan Betrand should never be in the first team! I guess at left back to take care of Ashley Cole's position whilst he is injured is borderline okay, however never everas winger! Jose Mourinho hinted strongly he will be back at Chelsea next season and the rumour mill is that he wants to take Ronaldo with him. Haha. I thought that silly rumour would be a funny way to end this blog post becausequite frankly he is happy at Madrid. But if he ever leaves it will be to PSG or back to Manchester United. Stay safe and enjoy the football matches ahead!