Plan to build life-sized Simpsons theme park

source: news.com.au

EVER wonder what it would be like to eat at Krusty Burger or grab a Duff's beer at Moe's Tavern? Well soon it will be possible for fans to immerse themselves in the world of one of the most famous cartoons ever, with plans to build a near life-sized replica of The Simpsons at Orlando's Universal Studios in Florida.
Visitors to The Simpsons theme park area will also be able to have dessert at Lard Lad's Donuts, and pop in to the famous Kwik-E-Mart, among other attractions.
In pictures: Extreme theme park rides
The park will revolve around The Simpsons ride, which was built in 2008, with a new ride planned about the show's alien characters called Kang & Kodos' Twirl 'n' Hurl.
It will open later this year.
Universal said of the replica: "For the first time ever - anywhere - fans will be able to walk down Fast Food Boulevard and visit the places that helped Springfield stake its claim as 'Shelbyville by the Sea'.

For more pics of the plans CLICK HERE

French Open player Sergiy Stakhovsky takes photo of mark ball left in clay

PICTURE this: Angered by a line call, a player at the French Open tennis tournament pulls out his phone and uses it to snap a photo of the mark left in the red clay by the ball.
Maybe the sort of thing that would happen at a public court, if two pals got into a tiff during a match and one wanted evidence for later - except in this case, it was a professional who did it at the French Open.
Sergiy Stakhovsky of Ukraine set down his racquet and briefly became an amateur photographer in his 6-1, 6-4, 6-3 loss to seventh-seeded Richard Gasquet of France in the first round of the Grand Slam tournament.
Stakhovsky plans to show the picture to the tournament supervisor in hopes of avoiding losing some of his prizemoney.
"I'm now expecting a fine, actually, so I'm going to go and fight," Stakhovsky said.
"I believe it was a bad call, it was a bad judgment. After all, we are playing on clay, where you should be clearly able to read the mark," he added, "and unfortunately, not all of our referees are able to do so."

During the first set on Court Suzanne Lenglen, the 101st-ranked Stakhovsky hit a shot that landed right along a line. The ball was ruled out, but Stakhovsky was sure it was in.

He argued with the chair umpire, Carlos Ramos, who wouldn't change the decision. So Stakhovsky decided to gather proof for his case, getting his phone and walking over to where the spot in question was, then leaning over to get a close-up of the red clay.
"It was just spontaneous. It's never thought through," he said. "When you see it, you get frustrated, because you saw the ball is nowhere being out and the frustrations comes in."
Asked by a reporter to show the photo, Stakhovsky obliged, grabbing his phone from a pocket.
"Everybody wants to see it," he said with a chuckle.
Stakhovsky said it wasn't even the first time he'd done this: He pulled a similar stunt during the clay-court tournament at Munich last month.
"Munich was a very close call which could go both ways, so I didn't really bother going to the supervisor and asking. But this one is in a Grand Slam, so first of all, the fine is actually there, possibly, (and) I don't want to get it. So I'll try to explain myself. I don't know if it's going to work."

At a clay event in Rome this month, another pro, Viktor Troicki of Serbia, ushered a TV cameraman out onto the court to get video evidence of a ball mark he was sure showed a call was incorrect.
"I saw that," Stakhovsky said, then offered a critique of the camerawork on that occasion, saying the angle was all wrong: "They came from the side, so you couldn't see the mark."
Gasquet, for his part, agreed the call was quite close and said he wasn't bothered a bit by Stakhovsky's antics.
"It's funny. It's not a problem," Gasquet said. "He's a funny guy. I think he's one of the funniest guys in the draw. For sure, it's not usual to see that, but I can understand he's frustrated."

Lethal gamma-ray burst from star WR 104 could reach earth

source : news.com.au

EARTH may lie in the path of a lethal gamma-ray burst that could wipe out a quarter of our atmospheric ozone. Astronomers say WR 104, a Wolf-Rayet star about 8000 light years away, could go supernova any day, which would generate gamma-rays that could reach earth.
"We could see it go supernova anywhere from tomorrow to 500,000 years from now," astronomer Grant Hill told Forbes.
"For all intents and purposes, the gamma-ray burst and optical photons from the supernova would arrive simultaneously."
Gamma-ray bursts are triggered by supernovae, or exploding stars.
There has been much debate over whether a gamma-ray burst from WR 104 would reach earth, but Dr Hill said it depended on the star's rotation.
"If you look at WR 104 and the image of its pinwheel, it really is a visceral and powerful argument that the thing is face on with an inclination of zero," Dr Hill said.
This would mean earth was directly in the line of fire from the star.
University of Kansas physicist Adrian Melott told Forbes such a gamma-ray burst would cause a 50 per cent increase in UVB radiation.
"You would first notice a 10-second blue flash in the upper atmosphere, but then the damage would be done," he said.
WR 104 was discovered by University of Sydney astronomer Peter Tuthill in 1998.

Chelsea vs Benfica Europa League Final Pre match pics, Fernando Torres Hazard Terry

Ahead of the final, here are a pic of a new hairstyle for Fernando Torres.

Click Here to check out the Pic of Torres and Ake

And here is a Pic of Eden Hazard who will most likely miss the final due to a hamstring Injury and John Terry who also may miss it, but theres talk he might play.

Click here to check out the pic of Hazard and Terry

Fernando Torres Singing We are the Champions

Since their reign as champions of one title will be ending very soon, might as well reshow you Torres singing skills after winning the champions league last year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoNvTcqytBk

After Earth Soundtrack - James Newton Howard

James Newton Howard posted a preview of the After Earth Soundtrack score, here it is, enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ_V4NJT3Es

Fernando Torres vs Tottenham Hotspurs

Watch HERE 
To see Torres vs Spurs
also
Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspurs Highlights and goals 8/5/2013 2-2

Justin Bieber gets attacked in Dubai on Stage!!

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Bieber was on Stage in Dubai at his concert peforming whilst a crazy fan tried hugging him. But the security grabbed the fan and out of the intensity of the grab Justin Bieber himself flew back a bit and the piano fell over, clearly revealing he was lip synching by the way. I hope the piano is okay. Video is below and above. ENJOY

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRgfZmbYQzs

Only God Forgives Trailer 3 Music Download link

Here is the link to the music for the Only God Forgives Trailer 3 enjoy :)

 Download HERE

Ultimate Fart App

God Only Forgives Trailer 3 Music

Okay so Trailer 2 and Trailer 3 for God Only Forgives has released, directed by Refn, Starring Ryan Gosling.
But what everyone wants is the background music for the 2nd and 3rd trailer.

Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgSZN2xtwOU

Enjoy
its kinda like M83, meets Kavinsky's 1986

Angry Kitty, cat on steroids funny cartoon

Check out this short funny cartoon of a kitty who gets in Super Saiyan mode due to steroids lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Z4whJyCZU

I think its hilarious.

Do share.

Oblivion Movie Review

Fuck you Sally.

Oblivion is by no means a good movie. It is okay. It takes elements off The Matrix, 2001 A Space Odysessy, Inception. However it is not even a patch on those films. However what is great about this movie is
1)The AMAZING soundtrack
2) The visuals
3)Tom Cruise's acting. He is annoying in real life but in reel life he rocks!

And the thing about this movie was even after watching it i tended to like it a little more a couple of days later.
hmmm

News Anchor Hilarious First Day On Job F Bomb

LOL
Its his first day
and he drops the F Bomb
AWKARD

Ciara - Body Party - Official Music Video

Here's the official music video for Ciara's new single "Body Party." The song is from her self-titled  new album releasing July 9th.

Study Tips ULTIMATE GUIDE

How i became successful and achieved my epic degrees is because i knew how to get those assignments and exams out of the way successfully. Even when everything piles up you may think its impossible.
BUT FEAR NOT!

Here are some tips to get you passing everything and enjoy a stressfree life:

* Make notes..paper or on laptop..making notes is essential before any exam
You have to summarise each topic by writing your notes then you re read and highlight, i cannot tell you how important this is, this basically is the main thing that will get your mind remembering all the points and have you passing that exam. TRUST ME. This is what helped me a lot.

*Skip the BS
Understand what will be examined. If there are topics that are not examined, dont waste your time. Real life is a different ball game kids.

*Ask AS MANY questions as you can
Before any assignment and exam I open up a word document and think of all the questions that will arise in my head and i type them in point format
like
before an assignment
'Do i need bilbiography'
'do i need reference list'
'This this how to footnote this law'
'Harvard referencing system?'
'Do you want headings?'
See then i save the doc as 'Questions for teacher' so the next time i see the lecturer I AM PREPARED with these questions for them, most of the time they will give you the 'its up to you to find out' but WHAT IVE EXPERIENCED is that THEY DO TELL YOU, they answer almost of all them, and even something like 'am i on the right track by saying this' they hint that you are or that you are not,
THIS IS CRUCIAL
this can point your assignment in the right direction and will lead you to pass

More to come soon!

GET CRACKING KIDS

Peaceful Study Sleep Chakra Healing Meditation Music

Here enjoy this short but effective peaceful song.
It can help you study
It can help you sleep
It can do both lol
It can help you meditate
clean your chakras
it can help your levitate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aglJEooNG7U

more to come!

enjoy

Fernando Torres WAGE BREAKDOWN!

Fernando Torres wage break down,down to the the second, now thats good money!

A break down of Fernando Torres Wages at Chelsea. This includes sponsors & endorsements.

He earns a total of Every Year: £12,588,618

Every Month: £1,049,051..

Every Week: £251,772..

Every day: £35,967..

Even more of a break down for you..

He earns a total of £1,498 every hour..

Every minute: £24.99..

Every Second: £0.42..

Ryan Gosling: 'Only God Forgives' Red Band Trailer!

Check out the trailer for 'Only God Forgives' Red Band Trailer directed by Nicolas Winding Refn (Drive). It looks pretty cool and explores the Thailand under boxing scene and drug network. Synopsis: Here’s the synopsis: Julian (Gosling) lives in exile in Bangkok where he runs a Thai boxing club as a front for the family’s drugs smuggling operation. When Julian’s brother Billy is killed their mother, Jenna (Kristin Scott Thomas), arrives in the city. She wants revenge and forces Julian to find the killer. Julian’s contacts in the criminal underworld lead him directly to The Angel of Vengeance, a retired police officer who knows everything and who is both Judge and Punisher. Jenna demands that Julian kill The Angel of Vengeance, an act that will cost him dearly.

Watch Chelsea vs Rubin Kazan Live Streaming Europa league

Hey do you want to watch Chelsea vs Rubin Kazan? If that is a yes, i suggest you turn your on TV will Fabio Capello win or Rafa?? Will Torres score? post your thoughts okay you can watch it here wiziwig.tv

Genesis Rodriguez part 3

Genesis Rodriguez Part 2 pics

Genesis Rodriguez Pics

Jurassic Park 3D IMAX

I recently found out that Jurassic Park will be showing in 3D and in IMAX. This made me really excited as this is one of my favourite movies ever. Apparently I saw the original when i was a child in the cinema. But my youngest memories of it is constantly renting the VCR from the movie store. I remember even at a young age asking my uncle "do you think it is possible?" (The fly DNA theory), and he replied "this is just someone's dream" lol. I heard recently scientists have said it is not possible. Would have been cool if it was possible. However we all know how the movie ended and we would have more to worry about than North Korea right now. Anyways so it is one of Spielbergs best and I havent even seen the sequels. John Williams score for the film is also one of the best musical pieces ever. Also I hate 3D movies, but this will be an exception! Just to imagine it on the big screen of the IMAX is already bringing chills to me. I truly cannot wait. Is this one of your favourite movies? Are you going to watch it in IMAX? Please let me know via the comments! Talking about Spielberg, I have not seen Lincoln. But one of my favourite Spielberg movies has to be Catch Me if You Can. What made that movie even better was that it was a real story. John Williams also did the score for that. Dicaprio acted really well and Tom Hanks is Tom Hanks. The most important thing was the story and like i said how it was a real story. It was also a fun movie and how could i forget Mr Walken. I have not seen Mr Spielberg's Tin tin, although i did not mind the Tin Tin comics as a kid. I never was into comics as a kid, as a 90s kid (born in the late 80s) its more TV and video games which more took your time. I prefered that Oblisk thing whatever it was called. Anyways Looking forward to the Champions League clashes coming tomorrow. Jose Mourinho ruled out Casias from the squad again haha. This is so crazy. He said sheepishly that he is training and getting better. I had the smugest fact when i saw him say that. I wonder if Jose will come to Chelsea? United perhaps? God knows! So once again let me know if you are looking forward to Jurrassic Park, first let me know whether it is reshowing for you, the 3d IMAX version. Have fun and rejoice your childhood. Enjoy the movies.

PSG draw with Barcelona with late goal & Bayern cruise

I watched both champions league matches at the same time by alternating between the channels. Let me start off with the PSG and Barcelona clash. Barcelona were being Barcelona in that they were taking all the possession. PSG did have the counter attack but nothing really came out of it. Infact Zlatan could rarely do anything with what he had and did not play too well. Messi scored what I would describe as a peach of a goal thanks to a lovely lovely assist pass by a now blonde Danny Alves. Then Zlatan Ibra had finally scored and celebrated with verve. However the replay clearly showed that he was very offside! The referee was not having the best of days neither was the line ref, but not merely as bad as the other match that was taking place at the same time. But i will go into that later. What happened next was that whilst PSG's goalie came out to stop Barcelona's Sanchez from scoring he knocked him down and caused a penalty! Carlos Ancelloti the PSG manager had said Sanchez dived and he dives all the time lol after the match. But anyways Xavi had sweetly taken the penalty making it 2-1 Barcelona's way. Meanwhile after Half time Messi did not come out to play as he did a hamstring injury. PSG lacked any real penetration for me in the later parts and David Beckham had to come off, and then with seconds to go, PSG Scored the equaliser! Now in regards to the Bayern Munich vs Juventus Clash it was Bayern cruising throughout. Juventus looked lacklustre throughout and Pirlo had nothing magical about him this time. Well this is from the parts that I had seen, if i missed somethings please let me know in the comments(which by the way you can now comment anonymously without any IDs!). Bayern Munich is one hell of a strong team. Just look at their striker 'good headache'. I mean Mario Gomez is like third choice striker, if that is the case for any team then that is one hell of a team. I remember before the last fifa world cup my Spanish friend were on the phone and discussing the world cup and he mentioned to me the Spanish Squad and how strong they are. He was like 'I mean theres probably the best striker in the world who starts on the bench, that shows how strong they are!' I did not know too much about Fernando back then nor was i crazy about football, but thats the moment i got into it all(ofcourse i would always watch World cups etc). So yeah Bayern are looking like the team to beat right now and will most likely take the Champs League back to Munich. Tomorrow Real Madrid take on Galatasaray. I think this will be an interesting encounter and am very excited for it. Yeah i know Real Madrid should get this. But you never ever know! I support Real Madrid out of the remaining teams but Do not forget Galatasary (yes i know im spelling that team wrong) has DROGBA, the Champions league CHAMP! and SNEIDER, and Yilmaz is no shy with the ball either! I cannot wait for that one. May the best team win. I gotta feeling it will be the Ronaldo show. Lets see. Once again I hope you liked this post, please share it and comment, enjoy the football!

Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0

Chelsea beat Manchester United 1-0 to advance in the FA Cup. It started off as a boring game and was quite lacklasture. It did not live up to the title at all initially. Thankfully things picked up, the gears were in motion.Demba Ba scored a fantastic goal sticking out his leg. He was rightfully the man of the match. The good news gor Chelsea is that both their strikers Fernando Torres & Demba Ba are looking in good touch. Chelsea definetly need them to fire for their incredibly hectic end to the season. Whenever Chelsea & Man U do battle theres always something that goes on apart from outstanding play. Thankfully there was not any controversy this time around. One ofthe highlights was an outstandinggg save by Petr Cech off Chicharito. It was one of the best saves I have ever seen! A couple other notable mentions were the amount of boos Rio recieved. I wish Fernando came on earlier and knocked him down or ran past him lol. Unfortunately though some real bad news for chelsea is that whilst getting duped by a fantastic run and piece of skill by Danny Wellbeck; Ashley Cole had done his hammy.:(. I don't know the extent to his injury i hope he is fine but hamstrings are usually annoying muscles to pull. On a final note on the game I have to mention the pre match handshake between Rafa Benitez and Sir Alex Ferguson. Yes that lol. Yes they didshake hands this time both pre match and post match but what was funnier was the commentator's build up to it lol. Well whats next to look forward to is the two champion league encounters which happen at the same time (how stupid isthat by the way?! Incredibly stupid if you ask me!) Yes I am talking about PSG vs Barcelona & Juventus vs Bayern Munich. I have no idea who will win tomorrow. I hope I am able to catch the games, Bayern match will be televised on my local tv. But to be more honest id prefer to watch PSG vs Barcelona! Namely one reason....Zlatan vs Barcelona!! I think if im up ill mostly be watching that match unless due to match situation the Bayern one gets more interesting. Hey but from my part of the world and the matches being played even earlier and a full day of work ahead I might be in dreamland sleeping away. Only to catch the news and highlights of them. But I might be up I feel I may be. Chelsea play Rubin Kazan in the Europa League on thursday. To say it least it will be a tough encounter for Chelsea. I really hope they pull through. Oh and talking about Chelsea, Ryan Betrand should never be in the first team! I guess at left back to take care of Ashley Cole's position whilst he is injured is borderline okay, however never everas winger! Jose Mourinho hinted strongly he will be back at Chelsea next season and the rumour mill is that he wants to take Ronaldo with him. Haha. I thought that silly rumour would be a funny way to end this blog post becausequite frankly he is happy at Madrid. But if he ever leaves it will be to PSG or back to Manchester United. Stay safe and enjoy the football matches ahead!

Prometheus

Ok. I was not excited for this personally and was dragged into it. Alien meet Jurassic Park. Not nowhere as good. A lot of questions unanswered. 6/10

Taken 2

Decent movie. Very linear though. Not nowhere as good as first one. I loved how the bum in batman begins whom bruce wayne gave a coat to was the main villain(atleast i think that was him) and raas al ghul is youknowwho lol . I liked how they played two songs from the Drive soundtrack..the suspense filled chromatics one when he puts 5 min countdown and Real Human Being Real Hero for a split second when you hear what Kim listens to whilst entering indoor pool area :p 5.5/10

The Expendables 2!

i liked it :P Just like the first film..it was poor. :P But i still liked it, why? Oh come on ..look..at..that ..cast lol just seeing them all together cracking one liners blowing stuff up had a big smile on my face throughout lol Slyvestor Stallone reminds me of a big kid..innocent.. he loves blowing stuff up randomly and peoples dying with the same basic story line lol. He does it when he directs movies, like the new Rambo lol. I find it hilarious and cute in a wierd way.

Looper

I liked it..i thought it was good!! The child artist although was good at times made me unintentionally laugh. Levitt was superb, Willis was good. I was unsure about Daniels in this role but he was ok. Blunt was ok. Cool movie One of the best from last year. 8/10

Dredd

The 3D was suprisingly good...The indian company Reliance did a good job. It was really a sick movie..was awesome...loved it...wasnt keen on it before. Mama deserves an award ... Menacing villain. Miss Anderson..well lets just say blonde suits her. Dredd actor was good. 8/10 Mamas not the law I AM THE LAW

Killing Them Softly

It was okay. I fell asleep in between though. Brad Pitt was good.

Skyfall

I liked it. I really did. But people saying its the best Bond are just kidding themselves. But it must be said IT IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THAT SHIT CALLED QUANTUM OF SOLACE. The first movie Casino Royale was great. Also...whats with the Batman references lol (Orphanage, 'storm's coming'). Silva was superb. Loved his uncomfortablness on screen and his lines. Best scene was when he reveals the damage done to him by the 'HAYADRAGEN CYANIIIIIIIIDe'

Seven Psychopaths

I really loved it! Not as good as in Bruges though. Everyone was sooo damn good. Colin's friend in the movie was good. Loved Colin Farrel performance especially Christopher Walken. The scene where he talks about his scarf...brilliant!

Zero Dark 30

Good lord this was SO BAD. Chastain's performance was EXTREMETLY OVERATED. FAIL.

The Last Stand

Oh man i loved this. Just seeing Arny do what he used to do was a delight. And i loved the comedy they put it in, Johnny Knoxville was funny. And Genasis Rodriguez hehe. Awesome well done movie with nice humour throughout.

Jack Reacher

This was so cool. I loved it...had a blast. Felt original. Tom was good. It was funny too. Bad guy from diehard was good. Even his boss..the Siberian bloke with the finger problem lol. AWESOME

Django Unchained

I like the way you die boy. Just continuing on reviewing the films i saw this past year. Django was one i really wanted to see. You can all guess the reasons, the director, the cast etc I loved it. It was awesome. It was not as good as Inglroious Bastards though. Also when a movie is so long but you dont feel the time, thats a good thing. 9/10

Argo

As promised, ill briefly review movies that ive seen this past year or so. This one is one that one film in the OSCARS. Well what a suprise. I saw it at the time of its release so didnt think it would win an oscar because it was just O K A Y. Not great. I think people are just feeling for Ben Affleck because of his speech, well i guess if an actor can derive such emotion out of you then he is winning. Never really liked the guy myself. I dont mind him. In one way im happy it won best film at the oscar's because its kinda commercial and its kinda a slap in the face. We all know what the real best film was last year. *cough*The Dark Knight Rises*cough* But this is a step towards the right direction, snobs will be snobs though. So yeah back to the movie. It was suspenseful, maybe too suspenseful but i guess the real story backing it does help it. Verdict: Argo F*ck yourself. -)

Beckham wants to stay at PSG despite China trip

David Beckham wants to stay at PSG despite his recent visit to China as an ambassador to the wonderful game. He missed 2 days in training and although there was criticsm for it he says he is happy at PSG and is excited for the champions league clash against Barcelona coming up and is excited and happy Ibra is cleared to play. However he said at his age he is just thinking short term. Below are some quotes he said: "At my age, we need to take one season at a time," he told BeIn Sport. "But for now, I feel very comfortable here. "I have great respect for Carlo as a manager and as a person. If he says he wants to keep me, that makes me very proud." "I have not heard anything in terms of the critics," he said "But if this is the case, I am professional and I always have been. "It was a very special moment. I got to represent the Chinese League and PSG. I missed just two days of training; I'm back and I caught up. What counts is the team, the manager, players and fans. "Physically, I feel great. I always look after myself. I have always been professional in all the clubs. I am very happy to be in Paris and the club treats me as if I've been here 10 years." "Of course this is a huge game," Beckham said. "Everyone was super excited to play Barca; it is both an honour and a challenge. But we must say that we can meet the challenge. This is perhaps the best team in the world. "There is Lionel Messi, but not only him. They are very united and each player plays for everyone else. It is a harmonious team. "It will be a great match and we are delighted to have ‘Ibra’ [Zlatan Ibrahimovic] for this game. People want to see the best players play against the best teams."

Wenger warns his players

Arsene Wenger has basically warned all his Arsenal players that they are playing for their positions in the team for the remainder of the season. He warns they are playing for their future at the club. Arsenal are currently at 5th place in the EPL. They just recently got knocked out of the Champions League via Bayern.

International Break over..cmon Chelsea

So now the international football break is finally over, we can get back to some EPL / Champions league action. Chelsea have one hell of a hectic schedule coming up. I hope they pull through okay. And i hope they beat Man United. Rafa is apparently pissed of at a Czech blogger lol for posting false things about him. Gotta love Rafa. Will Fernando Torres keep scoring? I hope so! I make fun of him a lot but i truly want him to succeed! He will be leaving pretty soon me thinks. Athletico boss hinted he wants him back in Madrid. And we all know Chelsea want Falcao. So a swap deal with some other items could be on the cards. However the latest i hear is that Falcao isnt that interested in Chelsea, i hear City is winning the bid for him. Hmmmm. Should be an interesting couple of months ahead.

Classic Retro Games

In my opinion the old games are the best, The saying is old is gold i believe. I've posted part 1 of the Walkthrough of the guide of Donkey Kong Country 2 : Diddy Kong's Quest. I have already made World 2 video so the second part, I will post that here very soon but if your in a rush you can check our youtube channel everythingisanythin1 for it now. So i will continue doing retro games. Why? Because they are just so awesome. The music itself in Donkey Kong is OUTSTANDING. David Wise take a bow. I don't know if he does much stuff these days but he is a talent for sure. He did Killer Instinct i think which also was great.

Justin Timberlake Come back was Forced due to $20 Million Advance from Live Nation

So JT's new album came out recenetly, and he didnt make an album after a long time. And guess what it almost sold a milli first week. However heres the problem..he made in just 20 days.. Why? Because he took 20 million dollars advance from Livenation and could keep 5 million if he completed the concerts they planned, because of the rush they got worried and forced jay z to jump on, luckily for him, everything has been a success but this was more about him thinking about the loan. I havent heard the full album but Mirrors is my favourite song of the year.

Favourite One Direction Member?

Dear Teeny Boppers and etc, Who is your favourite One Direction Member? Please vote!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is your favourite One Direction member?
	Niall Horan
	Zayn Malik
	Liam Payne
	Harry Styles
	Louis Tomlinson
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Tony Abbot rehearsing election speech

LOL

WTF? Priests Start Scrapping In Church, Hit Each Other With Brooms! [Video]

BETHLEHEM, West Bank — The annual cleaning of one of Christianity's holiest churches deteriorated into a brawl between rival clergy Wednesday, as dozens of monks feuding over sacred space at the Church of the Nativity battled each other with brooms until police intervened.



The ancient church, built over the traditional site of Jesus' birth in Bethlehem, is shared by three Christian denominations — Roman Catholics, Armenians and Greek Orthodox.


Wednesday's fight erupted between Greek and Armenian clergy, with both sides accusing each other of encroaching on parts of the church to which they lay claim.



The monks were tidying up the church ahead of Orthodox Christmas celebrations in early January, following celebrations by Western Christians on Dec. 25. The fight erupted between monks along the border of their respective areas. Some shouted and hurled brooms.



Palestinian security forces rushed in to break up the melee, and no serious injuries were reported. A Palestinian police spokesman would not immediately comment.



A fragile status quo governs relations among the denominations at the ancient church, and to repair or clean a part of the structure is to own it, according to accepted practice. That means that letting other sects clean part of the church could allow one to gain ground at another's expense. Similar fights have taken place during the same late-December cleaning effort in the past.



Tensions between rival clergy at the church have been a fact of life there for centuries and have often been caught up in international politics.



In the 1800s, friction between the denominations at the church — each backed by foreign powers — became so fraught that Russian Czar Nicholas I deployed troops along the Danube to threaten a Turkish sultan who had been favoring the Catholics over the Orthodox.



Those disagreements threaten the integrity of the church itself, which was originally built 1,500 years ago and parts of which have fallen into disrepair. Although the roof has needed urgent work for decades, and leaking rainwater has ruined much of the priceless artwork inside, a renovation has been delayed all these years by disagreements among the denominations over who would pay.



Only recently, the Palestinian Authority brokered an agreement to move ahead with replacing the roof, and officials hope work will begin in 2012.



Source: New York Daily News

Triangle-Headed Alien Mummy discovered in Peru (w/ Pic)

Source:io9.com
Behold the giant-headed alien mummy that turned up in Peru. Stare into its all-knowing eye sockets of an alien who somehow would up on Earth many years ago, and was mummified by the locals. But what was it doing here?

Website RPP is claiming that Renato Davila Riquelme, an anthropologist working at the Privado Ritos Andinos museum in Cusco, has discovered remains of something that isn't human. Measuring at 20 inches tall, the tiny remains were originally believed to be that of a child, but Spanish and Russian doctors disagree, saying:

"It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child's body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it's an extraterrestrial being."

BOOM. There ya go. Four out of five faceless scientists agree that what you're looking at are mummified alien remains. Case closed.

Helicopter Crash Caught on Camera Top Gear Korea

Now this was something really cool out of 2013 even though I dont like seeing a lovely chopper get destroyed or anyone injured. This happened on Top Gear Korea, catch it if you haven't!

"Adios" Funniest from 2013 Flipping the Bird to the Judge

Yes i know you've all seen this, i just had to post this too, the guy from Jurassic Park sure studied hard after his acting stinct.
ADIOOOOOOOOSsssssssssssssss.

Man sues his wife for being too Ugly

Im sure you've all heard of this one, well the update is the man won the case.

Wierd Insurance Claim Farmer loses Iphone Inside a Cow

The farmer who lost his iPhone INSIDE a cow and mum who baked her Nokia: Britain's weirdest mobile phone insurance claims revealed

A farmer who lose his iPhone inside a cow after using it as flashlight during the birth of a calf has topped a list of weirdest mobile insurance claims.
A woman who baked her Nokia 6303i into her daughter’s birthday cake and a man who climbed up a tree to film a Blur gig also featuring in the poll, according to www.MobileInsurance.co.uk.
Another person filed a claim after losing their phone over the side of a cruise ship while trying to re-enact the famous 'I'm king of the world' line from the film, Titanic.

Mooving on: A farmer who lost his phone while birthing a calf has topped a poll of weirdest mobile phone insurance claims
While a woman in her 30s claimed a seagull swooped down and took her Samsung Galaxy from her hand while she was walking her dog on a beach.
Although, not all the claims were humorous, with one woman admitting that she'd thrown her HTC Desire X at her boyfriend after she found out he had been cheating on her.

Last month the Financial Ombudsman Service (FOS) said that the number of claims had gone up by 63 per cent compared to last year. However, it’s rarely revealed what types of claims have been made by customers.
While the credibility of some of the claims was questioned a spokesman from the mobile phone insurance comparison website said that all the stories were fully investigated.

The top ten weird mobile phone insurance claims
1. A farmer in Devon claimed his phone had disappeared inside the back end of one of his cows when he’d been using the torch on his iPhone whilst assisting the cow during calving. The phone later made an appearance, but was damaged.
2. A woman in her early 40s from Nottingham claimed that she’d baked her Nokia 6303i into a Victoria Sponge she’d been making for her daughter’s birthday. It didn’t endure the heat of gas mark 5.
3. A woman in her 30s claimed she’d been walking her Cocker Spaniel on Barry Island beach, Wales, when a seagull swooped down and took her Samsung Galaxy from her hand.
4. A woman in her late 20s from Bristol claimed the vibration function on her BlackBerry Bold 9900 phone had stopped working whilst she was using it as an adult toy.
5. A 40 year old construction worker said his iPhone 4S had fallen out of his back pocket when he pulled his jeans down before sitting on the toilet. Not realising, he went about his business and flushed the chain. The phone didn’t flush, but underwent serious water damage.
6. A man in his 30s claimed he’d been filming monkeys from the car window in Longleat Safari Park with his HTC One X when a monkey climbed on the roof and snatched it.
7. A couple re-enacting the 'I'm king of the world!' scene from Titanic lost their phone over the side of their cruise ship, whilst trying to take a photo of themselves.
8. A pyrotechnician was setting up a show for the National Fireworks Championships in Plymouth, and having left his iPhone 3GS within the 'blast zone', it was nowhere to be found when he returned post-show, having been fired 3,000 feet into the air before exploding in a stunning display.
9. A woman in her 20s from Liverpool admitted she’d thrown her HTC Desire X at her boyfriend, whom she’d discovered was cheating, but it missed him and hit a wall; breaking the handset.
10. Rather than paying £60 for a ticket to see Blur at their sell-out Hyde Park shows, one customer tried to film the event on his iPhone from up a nearby tree - he got a little too excited as the band came on stage though, and dropped his phone onto the ground below.

Mistaken for monkey, dad shoots son dead

Old news now but i feel like posting all the wtf news..this was sad

Mistaken for monkey, dad shoots son dead

NEPAL: A farmer in southern Nepal mistook his son for a monkey trying to steal his crops and shot the 12-year-old dead, police said on Sunday.Chitra Bahadur Pulami had been climbing a tree to chase away macaques that had become a nuisance to the family, but his 55-year-old father Gupta Bahadur spotted the boy and opened fire, wrongly believing him to be one of the animals."The son was hiding in a tree at their farm to chase away monkeys that used to come searching for food in the maize field," said Arun Poudel, deputy superintendent of police in the remote Arghakhanchi district."The son died on the spot after Gupta Bahadur mistakenly thought there was a monkey in the tree and opened fire. Our preliminary investigation shows that the father was unaware that his son had gone to the maize field to chase the monkeys," he said."Both Gupta Bahadur and the gun that he used in shooting his son are now under the custody of the police," said the police officer.The three species of monkey native to Nepal, the rhesus and Assamese macaque and the common langur, are considered sacred and farmers normally try to scare them away from their crops without injuring the animals."I realised my mistake only when my son fell down and got stuck in one of the tree's branches," the farmer was quoted as telling police by the Nepali nagariknews.com website after the incident, on Friday. (AFP)

The men PAYING women to make them look popular on Facebook... for just £3.20 per week

The men PAYING women to make them look popular on Facebook... for just £3.20 per week
Websites promise users the ability to create their 'perfect girlfriend', who will post messages on their wall
Virtual girlfriend will 'like' statuses and photos and allow user to say they are 'in a relationship'
A girlfriend costs just £3.20 for a week

One BBC reporter tested out the site
Source: BBC
By BIANCA LONDON
PUBLISHED: 18:46, 14 February 2013 | UPDATED: 18:46, 14 February 2013


They say you can't put a price on love. However one internet venture now claims to have pulled it off - offering a Facebook girlfriend for just $5 (£3.20).
In the age of social media, it is no longer the most important thing to have a pretty blonde on your arm at a cocktail party.
These days it's all about impressing online - and the pressure to impress in a virtual world has sparked a surge in websites offering to boost your online personality.

Buy a girlfriend: Websites promise users the ability to create their 'perfect girlfriend', who will post messages on their wall, giving the impression that they are in a long distance relationship for £3.20 a week
One such site, Cloud Girlfriend, promises users the ability to create their 'perfect girlfriend', who will post messages on their wall, giving the impression that they are in a long distance relationship.
Billing itself as 'The Social Network Girlfriend', the site describes four steps to creating a virtual partner, with users asked to 'define their perfect girlfriend' before the site's owners 'bring her into existence'.

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It then promises the budding online Romeos they will be able to 'connect and interact' with their new girlfriend 'publicly on your favourite social network'.
Advertised as a 'public long-distance relationship', the creators of the site say it will employ real human beings to act as fake girlfriends.

Make believe: Billing itself as 'The Social Network Girlfriend', Cloud Girlfriend allows users to find their dream lady
Co-founder David Fuhriman claimed that Cloud Girlfriend helps users to bag themselves a real girlfriend.
He explained to website Business Insider that women who see posts from a virtual girlfriend will think 'someone else thinks highly enough of this person to date him, so maybe I should too'.
But who are these girls?
One BBC technology journalist sought to find out and joined a similar site to Cloud Girlfriend, Fiverr - a website which lists things people are willing to do for $5.
WOULD YOU STALK A POTENTIAL DATE ON FACEBOOK BEFORE MEETING THEM?
Everyone is always slightly curious about a potential suitor before meeting them for a first date.
And it seems that it's the women who are most keen when it comes to pre-date homework with 48 per cent of single women admitting to researching a partner on Facebook before the first date compared with 37 per cent of men.
Men are more keen to find out for themselves in person with nearly half of single men believing that researching someone prior to a first date is unacceptable, found Match.com
Here he met Sophia, an intelligent, attractive 24-year-old.
But after a few days in a fake relationship with her, he couldn't keep up the lies so came clean that he was a journalist to which Sophia responded: 'That's quite funny actually.
'The whole Sophia thing is just my marketing username.
Nothing on that Facebook profile is real! My photos on there are really me, but nothing else is.'
Speaking to the BBC about being a member of the site, she said: 'It's not a big deal really. It's just easy to do... I just tick 'in a relationship.'
Sophia explains how men who 'buy' her relationship are mainly those trying to make someone else jealous - a scenario everyone can empathise with.
Some have voiced concerns that Cloud Girlfriend contravenes Facebook's terms and conditions with regard to fake profiles.
The site's terms currently state that users must 'not provide any false personal information on Facebook, or create an account for anyone other than themselves without permission.'
Services that offer an opportunity to create a virtual girlfriend are already popular in Japan, with one Nintendo DS game, Love Plus, selling 100,000 copies within a month of release.
In December 2009, one user even 'married' a character from the game, tying the knot at a ceremony attended by 40 people.

Schoolboy weds 60 year old woman

An eight-year-old boy has married a woman who is 53 years older than him. A report in The Sun in London, little Sanele Masilela wed mum-of-five Helen Shabangu, 61, in a ceremony in Tshwane, South Africa.

The couple swapped rings and kissed but they did not sign a marriage certificate and do not plan to live together.

Sanele told The Sun his dead ancestors ordered him to arrange the marriage.

"I told my mother I wanted to get married as I really did want to," he said. "I'm happy that I married Helen. When I'm older I will marry a lady my own age."

The boy's 46-year-old mum Patience said Sanele's grandfather asked him to get married before he died.

"He chose Helen because he loves her," she said. "By doing this we made the ancestors happy. If we hadn't, something bad would have happened in the family.

"It is what the ancestors wanted."
His family, who paid $2200 for the wedding, insisted it was only a "ritual" and was not legally binding.

New York Giants Player Shaun Rogers Takes Woman He Picked Up At Miami Club Back To His Hotel Room. When He Wakes Up, She's Gone & Over $400K In Jewelry Is Missing [LOL]

Poor fella! This is life my friends. Now what did Jamie Foxx sing in an intro to a famous song? She take my mooneeey..when im in neeeeed...yeah shes a trifling... im sure you know the rest.
New York Giants player Shaun Rogers had to find out the hard way about how to pick up stranger ladies and how to be meticolous when taking them home.
The 34-year old defensive end was partying at Miami Beach's Club Liv inside the Fontainebleau Hotel Monday when he and a group of friends met a woman. Rogers took the female back to his room at the Fontainebleau around 7 in the morning. He told police he put his jewelry in the hotel safe and continued to party with the woman until he fell asleep.


When he woke up around noon, the woman was gone and he couldn't get into the room's safe.


Hotel security was able to pry open the safe, only to discover all of the jewelry was missing.

Among the items Rogers said were stolen were: diamond earrings worth $100,000; two wristwatches worth a combined $160,000; a gold necklace with gold pendant worth $50,000; gold bracelets worth $60,000; and a diamond Cuban necklace with a gold pendant worth $70,000 according to CBS Miami.


Miami Beach Police are now looking for the woman.

We Up - 50 Cent ft Kendrick Lamar - Street King Immortal

WE UPPPPP N*GGAAA.

The official video for We Up by Fiddy featuring Kendrick just released. I don't mind that mixtape/remix version with Kidd Kidd either(watch below), but this is kinda cool too.

Either way the track is smooth and 50 is a boss. I always love 50 despite what anyone says about him. His 'Before I Self Destruct' was outstanding, he did gangsta music when everyone was wearing skinny jeans. He is finding a nice balance now, I really hope Street King Immortal releases soon. There is no solid release date at the moment and so far Major Distribution ft Snoop and Young Jeezy and My Life ft Eminem & Adam Levine has released. There are going to be releases with Chris Brown called Lighters and another track with Eminem called 'Champions' and more features such as Jeremiah. I'll post more about 50 soon, and post some of the recent tracks i love even if its just for a mixtape.

Ray Bradbury's The Pedestrian

Rest in Peace Mr Bradbury. To describe this man would be...ahead of his time? Many of the then seemingly bizzare items in his work actually predicted the current state of life as it is. One example of this would be how he mentioned the use of ATM machines back when nobody even thought about them. The first short story of his that I read and still till to this day is my favourite short story of all time is the late Mr Bradbury's 'The Pedestrian'. I remember needing a piece of material for my English work and stumbled across this, and boy even as a youngster I was taken back. This is no Twilight no Harry Potter no whatever kids are into these days yet it almost seems like this is stuff is definetly fiction the chilling part is that how real it has become. the Pedestrian is about a man who goes for a walk and quite enjoys going for walks. But what he notices when goes for a walk is how the rest of the human population is stuck inside watching tv like drones, and he a robot comes out and charges him a fine for walking, a totalarian state by being brainwashed. Now The Pedestrian was made in 1951!! Now in this time the craze for television is not nearly as high as it is today and half of "the lights" he described that are on could be seen to mean computers,smartphones,laptops today as well. Thus WAY ahead of his time. I don't know if you look around the streets these days, but thats pretty much what goes on. I mean have you ever hopped on a bus? Or walked around the streets, all you see is people looking at their palm like a bunch of zombies which white headphones in their ears connected to the matrix (lol).

Quality work!

Please do give it a read of the short story here
http://resources.mhs.vic.edu.au/shortstories/downloads/The_Pedestrian.pdf